Destroy Your Certainty for Just $20 (Your Therapist Charges Way More)
Finally, a Philosophy Course That Admits It's Trying to Confuse You
Look, we could pretend this course will make you smarter, happier, or more successful. But that would be dishonest, and frankly, beneath us. Instead, we're offering you something much more valuable: the opportunity to pay money to feel intellectually inadequate in the comfort of your own home.
What You'll Get (Or Won't Get, Depending on How You Look at It)
❌ What This Course ISN'T:
A path to enlightenment (try yoga)
Going to improve your life (probably)
Written in plain English (c'est français, bébé)
A joke (surprisingly)
✓ What This Course ACTUALLY IS:
7 modules of premium-grade confusion AND real education
A legitimate introduction to Lacanian psychoanalysis (somehow)
The intellectual equivalent of a cold shower that actually teaches you something
Your chance to sound pretentious at parties (with actual knowledge to back it up)
A real academic engagement with one of the 20th century's most influential thinkers
An excuse to tell people you're “working through some Lacanian concepts” (and actually mean it)